- Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
- What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
- Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
- What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
- Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he’s in a bad mewd.
- Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.
- Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
- How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
- What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
- If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
- Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
- Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Source: catnipsum.com
